Reliable shipping
Where We Ship: We focus exclusively on our domestic market (US) to provide the quickest and most reliable service. We currently ship only within the United States.
Delivery Time: Production is required before shipping. Once shipped, delivery typically takes 7–10 business days depending on your location.
Secure checkout
Your privacy and security are our top priority. We use industry-leading encryption and payment processors to ensure your financial information is protected. We accept all major credit cards and secure digital payment methods.
Made Just For You
Every item you order is custom-produced once your purchase is confirmed. This commitment ensures the highest quality and allows us to avoid the waste and overstock associated with traditional bulk manufacturing. This conscious creation process takes approximately 1-2 days before your item is ready to ship.
The Ultimate Excuse Mug: This mug perfectly captures the chaotic reality of life with a pet, especially when deadlines (or grading) are involved.
Built for Real Life: High-gloss ceramic that handles microwave reheating and is Dishwasher safe, because you have enough on your plate (and your desk).
Perfect for Every Pet Parent & Professional: A sturdy mug for teachers, students, and anyone who knows the best (or worst) excuses often involve a furry friend.
Ceramic, available in 11 oz., 15 oz.
Lead and BPA-free material.