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The Ultimate Excuse: The softest hoodie you'll ever own, featuring the only excuse that's acceptable—and probably true—when a deadline is missed.
Survival Comfort: Heavy-blend fabric with a front pouch pocket and warm 3-panel hood—perfect for surviving the chaos of pets and paperwork.
Premium Quality: Made with 100% cotton face and 65% ring-spun cotton for superior comfort and durability.
Important Note: This hoodie features a unisex fit and runs small. For the best fit, order one size larger than your usual size.
$53.00
Reliable shipping
Reliable shipping
Where We Ship: We focus exclusively on our domestic market (US) to provide the quickest and most reliable service. We currently ship only within the United States.
Delivery Time: Production is required before shipping. Once shipped, delivery typically takes 7–10 business days depending on your location.
Secure checkout
Secure checkout
Your privacy and security are our top priority. We use industry-leading encryption and payment processors to ensure your financial information is protected. We accept all major credit cards and secure digital payment methods.
Made Just For You
Made Just For You
Every item you order is custom-produced once your purchase is confirmed. This commitment ensures the highest quality and allows us to avoid the waste and overstock associated with traditional bulk manufacturing. This conscious creation process takes approximately 1-2 days before your item is ready to ship.
Survival Comfort: Heavy-blend fabric with a front pouch pocket and warm 3-panel hood—perfect for surviving the chaos of pets and paperwork.
Premium Quality: Made with 100% cotton face and 65% ring-spun cotton for superior comfort and durability.
Important Note: This hoodie features a unisex fit and runs small. For the best fit, order one size larger than your usual size.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |