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Reliable shipping
Reliable shipping
Where We Ship: We focus exclusively on our domestic market (US) to provide the quickest and most reliable service. We currently ship only within the United States.
Delivery Time: Production is required before shipping. Once shipped, delivery typically takes 7–10 business days depending on your location.
Secure checkout
Secure checkout
Your privacy and security are our top priority. We use industry-leading encryption and payment processors to ensure your financial information is protected. We accept all major credit cards and secure digital payment methods.
Made Just For You
Made Just For You
Every item you order is custom-produced once your purchase is confirmed. This commitment ensures the highest quality and allows us to avoid the waste and overstock associated with traditional bulk manufacturing. This conscious creation process takes approximately 1-2 days before your item is ready to ship.
The Reality Review: The official mug for anyone whose job performance rating should be based on survival, not service. Perfect for teachers, service workers, and corporate warriors.
The Gag: Features the hilarious review "ZERO STARS" with a 0.0 rating and the unforgettable complaint: "The client tried to bite me!".
Built to Last: High-gloss ceramic that is Dishwasher and microwave safe, so you can focus on the next crisis, not the cleanup.
Ceramic, available in 11 oz., 15 oz.